Pulling my mother’s hair every night before I slept.
There was once my kindergarten friend told me proudly that she was going to watch a movie titled “Ranjang Pengantin” (it’s an adult movie. “Ranjang” means “bed” and “pengantin” means “bride”, so it is “The Bride’s Bed”). I told her I’d be bored watching a movie about beds
Thinking that babies came out from their mothers’ belly button.
Quitting the swimming lesson because my cousin could swim better than I did.
Saving myself on the top of a dining table from a harmless little puppy.